No, we're not talking mono.

I chanced across Radio Disney on my way to work today, which was playing, in appropriately elaborate voices and sound effects, that childhood favorite, "Little Bunny Foo Foo" (come on, you all know it; well, maybe not Mull). Only, in deference to our progressively non-violent facade, the lyrics substituted "kissing" in place of the animal cruelty expressed in "scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head." Which more or less destroys the meaning of the song, as what was before an admonition against random violence and the resulting consequences is now a seemingly arbitrary punishment from a fairy who views being affectionate as immoral. Silly fairy.

P.S. - Does anyone know what the hell a "goon" is? Is being turned into one bad?

Labels: amusement, radio